*cough* *cough* Whew, this blog is dusty! Time to add some life to this bad boy.

So, Shiplosion took it easy for March. We took a month off to plan, organize, and write more music.

Actually, I’m fucking lying, we drank a lot!

But, we are kicking up rehearsing again, and getting ready to play a couple of shows. Darrell’s Tavern on April 6th and the Skylark Cafe on April 11th.

This is our first time playing either place. Fingers crossed it goes well! What am I talking about, we’re fucking Shiplosion. We’ll make those muthafraggin places SEXY!

I just wrote two songs that we’re going to rehearse. Damn, I’m looking forward to getting these songs out!

The first song is really quick and doesn’t have any lyrics yet. I’m open to suggestions! Leave a comment or Facebook us or Tweet us or email us. Never be shy about contacting us! YOU ARE OUR LIFE BLOOD! YOU ARE THE SPICE!

The seconds song is about Daleks. Those loveable creatures from the Doctor Who series that only want to exterminate all other life forms in the universe. They are basically giant garbage cans with a toilet plunger. Yet, the most terrifying of garbage cans with toilet plungers!

The song is more along the lines of Hatebreed. The chorus goes “Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Death to the TimeLord!”.

** TimeLord is a reference to The Doctor. That’s his species.

So we’ll have to harass Jeff at the Vera Project and get this shit recorded SOON!

Take it easy you sexy, lickable person, you. Mmmm. You rock.

- Sethalicious